What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?.
Why didn’t Anne Frank finish her diary?.
Why don’t people mug Jews on Yom Kippur?.
What do you call a potato that picks on Jews?.
Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?īecause a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off.
What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?.
What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?.
What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?Ī Catholic wife has real pleasure and fake jewelry.
What’s the best way to get a Jewish girls number?.
They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
Why do Jewish men like to watch adult movies backward?.
What’s the difference between a boy scout and a jew?.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.
I was in Tesco’s and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.
“because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked.
Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’.
They charged one – and let the other one off.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”.
She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
(This was ranked #1): A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
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